Australia: I ride a kangaroo to school and I speak with a ridiculous accent that sounds nothing like what I actually talk like.
Australia: It’s ALWAYS hot here. (there is a thing called winter)
Russia: We climb trees, befriend bears and wear ushankas. Unable to speak proper English, holywood always sees russians as alcoholics with horrible accent who have never seen a computer. This is so not true. I hope you’re not ignorant and understand that Russian Federation is located in Europe, not in the midieval times.